when ever there’s a chase scene in a film and some fruit stall gets knocked over i always feel really bad because what if that’s the fruit guys only source of income and his wife has left him and he has a kid in hospital with cancer i want to know more about the fate of the fruit seller does he get it together and turn his life around or is it the last straw for him we’ll never know
A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline
I’d like to do cute shit with you. But also fuck the living fuck out of you.