jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

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doisurpriseyou:

meowmagicianpia:

The awkward “I don’t want to annoy you but I really like talking to you” stage.

This isn’t a stage, it’s a lifestyle.

(via rainbowvapor)

bible-jpg:

if we’re mutual followers i got ur back call me in for selfie likes i’m here 4 u need moral support i will like ur post the internet is a tough place we in this togetha 

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laurassbutt:

littoralbones:

buttodenkirk:

have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating

I thought you said beheaded

that would not be an accident

(via halesstorm)

australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

(via hi)

toocooltobehipster:

there are so many super nice people on the internet with basically no audience and there are people who are so rude and mean who get treated like gods

(via rainbowvapor)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

its embarrassing when youre trying to show someone something on your computer and your computer wont load fast enough and youre just like “im sorry”

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jaredpadadlecki:

ATTENTION ALL FANDOMS!!!!!!!

To all hunters, time lords, detectives, cannibals, hobbits, superheroes, trekies, wizards, demigods, tributes, mishamigos, gleeks, trainers, homestuckies, hetalians, directioners, and every other fandom out there…

Everyone that reblogs this will get their url written in this journal so in the case of a sudden zombie apocalypse, I know who I can count on to help me kill them. I’ll take a picture when it’s all filled up.

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